Chuck ist der beste!!!!!!!

Ich liebe auch die nicht stumpfen

hahaha

ja alles cool

hehe..he is the best..chuck norris hat es schon super mario geschafft ohne den knopf "springen" zu benuetzen

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.

And on the Eighth day, God created Vin Diesel...and ran the fuck away in fear of what he had done.

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

When Vin Diesel deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.

When Vin Diesel put on the One Ring, the Nazgul just said, "Fuck it."

Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

When Vin Diesel plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Only once has Vin Diesel ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.

Vin Diesel became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants. (faust)

The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that Mr. T's neck was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.

Mr. T was the original host of "Pimp My Ride". He was fired halfway through the first season after installing machine gun turrets and gold chain steering wheels on every vehicle.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.

Satan sold his soul to Mr. T.

Mr. T once punched a double decker bus so hard that it crapped out a Mini Cooper.

Chuck ist die am besten

OMG Geil XD