Chuck Norris Facts

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The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that Mr. T's neck was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.

Mr. T was the original host of "Pimp My Ride". He was fired halfway through the first season after installing machine gun turrets and gold chain steering wheels on every vehicle.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.

Satan sold his soul to Mr. T.

Mr. T once punched a double decker bus so hard that it crapped out a Mini Cooper.