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Fine Dining

Arrived I did for some crispy wings
Or maybe some popcorn chicken.
But the girl behind the counter at the KFC
Was the real meal I was lickin'.

Colonel Sanders was a culinary saint
Who liked his potatoes and peas.
But I ended up on the floor of his kitchen
Eating vagina cheese.

Banging the women who work in fast food
May seem a little bit crazy.
But KFC girls look very good
When they're coated in my white gravy.